Tamara: Greasy Duckling

Tamara (2005)

Starring Jenna Dewan, Matthew Marsden, Katie Stuart

An unattractive Mrs. Channing Tatum is picked on by students because she wrote some article in the school paper about a team using steroids. She's made unattractive by greasing up her hair and making her slouch with clothes you find on Grandma's in the days of Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman. Anyway, Tamara is in love with her teacher so she tries a love spell binding them together. Some jerks make like they're the teacher and lure her to a hotel room and record her in bed waiting for said teacher who is obviously not going to show. There's a struggle, she hits her head on a table and she's dead.

The group of douchebags bury her and move on. One day, Tamara shows up at school with washed hair, red lipstick, a miniskirt, and her white tee low enough to show her bra. The witchiness starts, she controlls all the people who terrorized her thanks to her dabble in witchcraft. An ear being cut off, tongue cut off, stabbed in the eyeball, one dude raping another dude... and then they all die bloody deaths.

I already spent too much time explaining this. Yes, this was a horror movie. I was horrified that I actually watched it to the end. The plot is weak at best. It was like they were trying to make a movie similar to Carrie but had no earthly clue on how to go about doing it. I... I just... just don't watch it unless you're so drunk you won't remember how you wasted your night on this tragedy the next day.

 ...because it's a scale of 1-5.