Monday, January 6, 2014

The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence): It's Like the Ending of Dallas and Lost.. Only Nauseating.

The Human Centipede (Full Sequence) (2011)
Starring Laurence R. Harvey, Vivien Bridson, Bill Hutchens, and 12 people stapled together ass to mouth

Why anyone willingly signs on to do these films is beyond me. If it wasn't for this blog I wouldn't even have bothered watching this garbage. I've read others reviews and some actually think this is not a bad piece of work, but rather a deep one. I don't give a shit how much you can read into this sequel, it is sick, twisted, and quite dull at the same time.

The lead character is a little man who never speaks a word in the entire 88 minutes. He is utterly obsessed with his favorite movie, The Human Centipede (First Sequence) and takes notes so he can make a 12-person human centipede of his own. He works at a creepy garage where he shoots, blugeons, and kidnaps people to store at his warehouse.

His mother is a piece of work too. He walks in his room, turns on the light, and we catch her stabbing his bed. Shortly thereafter, he sticks her face into his pet centipedes tank and then smashes her skull in with a tire iron, sets her at the kitchen table, and eats a meal.

Frankly, it's just one thing after another. Eventually the ass to mouth starts again. Taking a hammer to one dudes mouth and knocking out his teeth was almost the last straw for my watching capabilities. But I already invested 57 minutes so...

If you thought the first one was disgusting, you'll realize that it was nothing compared to this. This sick son of a bitch doesn't even sew them ass to mouth - he uses a stable gun. He also injects each of them with a laxative and then presses their bellies so they'll start having bowel movements... and that's when the shit going everywhere happens. And I mean that literally. They were so meticulous about details that shit was splattering the camera, just bursting out the sides of their stapled mouths.

I'm truly surprised that my face wasn't frozen into a disgusted, horrified expression. It took me 3 days to finish it. And I had trouble eating for those 3 days. The end was like a rewind - like it never happened? I just sat through all that and it WAS JUST A DREAM? I can't believe there's a third one coming out this year.
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

 speaks for itself.